Ben Turk (writer)
Ben Turk is a bad motherfucker. He writes plays like a fucking wildman in a riot underwater. You can’t fuck with Ben Turk and my play writing skills. I’ll write you some plays like a fucking crazy wildman with angry anger under the water. I’ll write you some plays and then, cuz you all a bunch of bitches, I’ll get together with Tracy, fucking T-R-A-C-Y Doyle and we’ll call up the most fucking talented and amazing group of bad ass mother fuckers, and we’ll stage them bitches our own selves. I’ll write you some plays, and then I’ll build the damn sets and sweep the damn floor while I’m at it. My shit is bananas, fuckers.